Ben says Yes to: THE SHRED-O-MATIC

GUITAR TEACHING AID

Commercial Worth: Awesome

Bens ideas are vomiting forth thick and pungent at the moment.

How 'bout this one; it's a thin insert that sits over the fret board of your guitar that you're learning to play, and lights up in the spots to put your fingers. You could learn chords, entire songs, even long-winded heroic solos.

Just plug in it into your computer, choose a lesson, song etc, and you'll be shhhhreding within no time. 

Having attempted to learn the guitar many times, my biggest obstacle (other than laziness) is remembering finger positions. This idea would seriously solve a major problem when first learning. Imagine all the chicks I could have gotten with my mad skills. Shame.

Smittys reaction: C'mon, if no-one with a bit of motivation picks this one up, I'll lose all faith in capitalism.

Ben says Yes to: BOOBS

Boob Wobblers

Commercial Worth: Good

Obviously following a train of thought, Ben thought it would be great idea to create a pair of wobblers that represent a pair of boobs. You can't argue with the logic: boobs wobble, therefore put them on wobblers.

Ben actually thought this was such a strong idea, that he got one of our designers to mock up a pair of boobie wobblers, and presented his boobs as a marketing idea to a local lads mag. 10 for enthusiasm. The marketing manager loved it, so this one's sold. Sorry.

Smittys reaction: Dude, even I have to admit, that's brilliant.